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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.
准备买车了,车牌号太多不知道哪个好,
望大家帮忙选下:
64popo,38bubu,95popo ,hhh810 ,2liao.huafenyun ,9hhhh9,tti23,2017tz,m.888lu,45ct。好难啊!

2.
数学老师对学生说:你们学习那么差,跟猪学的呀?
学生说:老师你终于承认了。

3.
为了过年买了双新皮鞋,臭美了一会,放到门口,有事出门忘了装起来
过了几个小时后,我妈给我打电话说,你的新鞋被家里狗啃了
我大惊!啃到什么程度了!?
我妈说你这鞋多少钱买的?我说2百多!
我妈悠悠的说:看样子,还剩30多块钱了。。。。
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