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Miss Universe s last Question
    环球小姐最后一题

     Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
    问：美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

     Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
    美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。

     Question: How can you say so?
    问：为什么呢？

     Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman……..
    美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……

    (Applause! Applause!)
    (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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     Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
    问：西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

     Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
    西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

    Question: How can you say so?
    问：为什么呢？

    Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
   西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

    Applause! Applause!)
   (鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
   问：菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

    Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
   菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

    Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？

    Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
   菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

   (Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
   (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
   问：伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

    Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.
   伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。

   Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？

   Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
   伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。

   (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
   (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
   问：印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

   Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.
   印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。

   Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？

   Ms India: Because it works day and night……
   印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。

   (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
   (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
   问：马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

   Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.
   马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

    Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？

   Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
   马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

   (Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
   (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
   问：新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

   Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
   新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

   Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？


    s Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
   新加坡小姐：总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。

   Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
   (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
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   Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
   问：中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

   Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a space plane.
   中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

   Question: How can you say so?
   问：为什么呢？

   Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few minutes……..
   中国小姐：虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……

可乐瓶子

航天飞机啊~菊花会喷火的~

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虽然很早就看过了但是还是觉得很棒