a7300115 发表于 2021-4-18 23:56   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

笑话三则
1.
周末让老公带孩子出去玩我收拾屋子,回来后闺女跟我炫耀:“妈妈,爸爸带我去看电影了,还有一个阿姨跟爸爸穿情侣装,我们一起看的!”
老公赶紧捂住闺女的嘴“你可别害老爸,那是一个带孩子看电影的女同事,鬼知道她为啥穿工作服”

2.
朋友在喜宴上跟我们分享与新娘子认识的过程:“当时我去要债,到了现场,发现厂房里的东西全被搬空了。只剩下她坐在那里发呆,其实她也是来要债的,我误把她当成了老板娘,心想怎么也得拿点东西回去抵债吧!于是把她扛起来带走了……”

3.
今儿和一哥们去献血,哥们看着自己的血一点一点的被抽走了,说:“护士,我的血千万别给女人用啊!”护士诧异的说:“男女还不一样吗?”这哥们神回复:“我的血要是给了女人,她来一次大姨妈就全浪费了啊!
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