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经典短笑话

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经典短笑话

1:听说你早上倒垃圾不慎掉进垃圾坑怎么爬也爬不上来,正好来了个捡破烂的老太太伸手把你拉起来说:“城里人真浪费,不就是长的丑了点嘛,也不能扔了啊”~~~
2:答应我,无论遇到什么事都要心情平静,无论去做什么都要意志坚定无论何时何地都要乐观高兴,无论遇到了谁你都不要告诉他你是神经病
还有,随便插L  
3:想你是件很快乐的事,见你是件很快乐的事,爱你是我永远要做的事,把你放在我心上是我一直在做的事,不过,骗你,是刚刚发生的事

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适合用来当短信发.哄MM还是蛮适合的.特别是第三条

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