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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.小外甥把我推醒问:“舅,帮我用端午造个句子呗...”“造你个头啊!好端端午睡全被你打乱了““谢谢舅”!
2.老师的夸奖
妈妈回家看到淘气的儿子在照镜子,
妈妈:宝贝,你脸上怎么啦?
儿子:妈妈,今天老师夸我长得漂亮!
妈妈:老师怎么说的呢?
儿子:老师说"这么漂亮的小伙子,怎么就不干一点漂亮事呢?"
蚊子的悲哀
小蚊子哭着回家,妈妈问咋了?
小蚊子:"爸爸死了!"
蚊妈妈说:"没有带你去看演出?"
小蚊子:"看了,可观众一鼓掌,爸爸没有躲开........"
3.老师:白居易《卖炭翁》中有“心忧炭贱愿天寒”一句,
  请问传达了什么样的感情?
  学生:表达了主角关注低碳理念和对全球变暖的忧虑。。。

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