diaoaoke1 发表于 2021-4-9 14:36   全显示 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1.乘客a:这趟公交车可真暖和。乘客b:是啊,尤其是外面那么冷,刚上车好像钻被窝了一样。乘客a:别扯了,你家被窝里有这么多人啊?
2.青年见禅师:女友总是跟我闹分手,希望大师指点。”禅师笑而不语,抓来一只鸡,在鸡腿上缠根线,他一拉线,鸡立即跌倒,鸡挣扎起来继续走,禅师又一拉,鸡又跌倒,如此反复八次之多。青年若有所悟:“大师您是让我欲擒故纵,放长线钓大鱼?”禅师一笑:“小伙子,我是让你拉j8倒吧。”
3.某日,白素贞放了个屁,许仙恍然大悟道“娘子,莫非你是响尾蛇。”
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